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Joke of the Day
"This joke was going to be about cheese... But it's not Gouda 'nuff."
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"How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms"
"Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out? Because Ken always came in another box."
"What did the cliff say to the landslide? Chalk to you later."
"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."
"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."
"Madonna fell while performing at a show yesterday. When asked about it, she said... ""All that time on my back reminded me of the 80's"""
"Why do girls have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them *Peter Griffin* hehehehe"
"I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though... They're late bloomers"
"What car does a japanese girl love to ride Nee-san"