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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican in quick sand? Quatro Sinko"

"Mum Mum Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head."

"Jack, do you think i'm a bad mother? My name is Billy."

"Son: Dad, what does gay' means? Father: It means to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile? * Rolls * Rice"

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World? Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies."

"My Grandad is always complaining about how much things cost. ""Two quid for a cup of tea?!""... I said, ""Well you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"""

"*doesn't look up from phone* I do"

"Get rich or die of poverty-related causes"

"Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette."