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Joke of the Day
"What's dirtier than grease on Olivia Newton John? Cum on Eileen."
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"science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments"
"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"
"Name the only building in the world with 80,000 stories The library (My 6yo told me to tweet this)"
"COP: You seen an escaped evil octopus? ME: No COP: [looks up] Nice chandelier ME: Thanks COP: Why is it wet? ME: Um COP: And holding 8 guns?"
"I used to be an adventurer like you But then I took crippling adult responsibilities."
"What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food? Mac in cheese"
"Sex is a great way to get rid of stress, so go f*ck yourself and calm down"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a Columbian mule."
"Marry had a Little Lamb... Marry had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Marry had a little lamb... The Doctor was surprised."