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Joke of the Day

"COP: You seen an escaped evil octopus? ME: No COP: [looks up] Nice chandelier ME: Thanks COP: Why is it wet? ME: Um COP: And holding 8 guns?"

"She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed"

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"

"What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."

"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"

"What do I have in common with neutrinos ? We're both constantly penetrating your mom"

"I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people."

"two chromosomes responsible for a divorce Ex and Why"

"Greatest Hipster Joke Of All Time How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"