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Joke of the Day

"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"

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"If there isn't a fireworks company whose slogan is ""our business is booming,"" that seems like a real missed opportunity."
"You really dropped the ball today Ted. You're fired. ""Please, no. I can try harder."" You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died."
"My Puerto Rican wife asked me how I liked my coffee ""The same way I like my women: light brown and bitter."""
"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get your head between it's legs??.."
"Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter"
"With all those 'thoughts and prayers' on Facebook it's amazing people are *still* dying."
"Why can't Jesus play Football? He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal"
"Sex while married"
"Have you seen the joke about the carpenter that had to fix a fence? I believe it was a repost"