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Joke of the Day

"Sex is a great way to get rid of stress, so go f*ck yourself and calm down"

"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."

"My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. I said maaaaybe...."

"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"

"Misleading title Bad punchline"

"I love weighing myself after having a dump. It makes a shit load of difference."

"What do you call a dog cartographer? Newfoundland"

"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."

"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."

"The new fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."