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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a Columbian mule."

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."

"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."

"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"

"Emergency Landing: Gary thank god you picked up! Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on... *to copilot* STOP CRYING, GARY WILL HELP"

"This guy tried to sell me a casket. I told him, ""well, that's the *last* thing I'm gonna need."""

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog I can make my dog come"

"Whats the difference between a gorilla and a guillotine? No one gets their dick out for a guillotine"

"How do you know Santa Claus is married? He only comes once a year."