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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."

"I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. She cooked my sock."

"Are you on a date with me or with your phone? Just make sure that phone pays your share of this bill by the end of the night."

"Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!"

"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"

"Did you hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? They say he's a seasoned vet."

"twitter is obviously Japanese, it wants us to hate whales as much as it does"

"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."