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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change anything"

"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"

"GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards"

"If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'"

"5yo: I dreamt I ate your brownie. Me: Wait, what happened to my brownie?? 5: Dreams come true."

"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."

"I shall final no more forever. -Schooling Bull"

"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"

"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"

"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."