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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."
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"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now."
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"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And then a table. And then a chair. Another table...."
"FERRET OWNERS: EITHER GET A CAT OR A SNAKE STOP TRYING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE"
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"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? ""Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"""