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Joke of the Day

"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."

"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."

"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""

"Girls only date me to further their careers... Damn archeologists and paleontologists!"

"You know you're old when you get a ""You up?"" text.... And it's 8:25 p.m."

"Whats your name? Whats the color of the sky?... Me: whats your name? You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky? You:blue Me:whats my name? Now put it all together."

"College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times."

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"

"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."

"How do you get a drummer off of your porch? pay for the pizza."