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Joke of the Day
"How do you starve a black guy? The same way you starve anyone else , you racist."
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"Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche"
"I brought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I just can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!"
"A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire."
"What do a pussy and KFC have in common? They're both finger licking good, and when your done you have a box to put the bone in"
"My wife's leaving me because I'm too arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in."
"Someone should tell dudes who pay dominatrixes to belittle them that the Apple Genius Bar is completely free."
"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."
"Coworker: I can't believe my wife left me. I should of treated her better. Me *should have"
"A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin He was charged with breaking and entering."