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Joke of the Day
"A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin He was charged with breaking and entering."
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"Two hipsters walked into a bar. One did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically."
"You hear about the three guys who died in a flight simulator when a plane crashed in to the building? Apparently jet fuel can't melt irony."
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"My daughter teaches me something every day. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes"
"wear a condom... i kid you not"
"How bill Gates counts 1 2 3 95 98 XP Vista 7 8 10 I bet he failed math"
"Did you hear about the cat that wanted to be a justice on the Supreme Court? Just kitten."
"If he says ""you're 1 in a million"" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you"
"What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"