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Joke of the Day

"Someone should tell dudes who pay dominatrixes to belittle them that the Apple Genius Bar is completely free."

"I recently got to college and I'm not sure why everyone's talking about Addy. Rune is so much better."

"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"

"Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie."

"I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill... Apparently a turban, beard and backpack wasn't what they had in mind"

"Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye."

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)"

"My ""Not involved in human trafficking"" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."

"A family walks into a hotel... ... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck"""

"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""