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Joke of the Day

"I brought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I just can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!"

"Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster."

"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"

"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."

"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."

"What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!"

"Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position."

"What's a Yankee? It's a quickie....but you do it yourself"

"Black Joke Why are black people getting stronger??? Because the televisions these days are getting heavier."

"*lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*"