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Joke of the Day

"U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono."

"Trump & Hillary Hillary hides her emails because she has Trumps nudes."

"wife: What's the best moment of your life? me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding"

"I don't believe in stereotypes. Because that would mean all Asians would be driving big or expensive vehicles to make up for their penis size."

"I pulled a real douchie move this morning... your mom's vagina has never been happier."

"So I heard Lena Dunham has a new show coming out... It's called Sister, Sister."

"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""

"I wish my kid had a ""BAD MOTHERFUCKER"" tattoo so that when asked which one was mine I could say ""THE ONE THAT SAYS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ON IT!"""

"Forever Alone Barbie: Comes with 20 cats, and a Twitter account. Alcoholism and debilitating depression not included."

"people who back up into parking spots are worse than serial killers"