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Joke of the Day

"So I heard Lena Dunham has a new show coming out... It's called Sister, Sister."

"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"

"YOU EVER SHIT SOOO GOOD YOU CUM? AND GET ALL LIGHT HEADED AND SHIT? -UNCLE SAM T."

"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."

"In 1979, a call coming from inside the house was a reason for terror. In 2014, it means one of you is too lazy to shout or come downstairs."

"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"

"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"

"My girlfriend must think I'm rich and dying She keeps telling me to leave her a loan"

"How do Jews shower? The same as you idiot. First we get nice and we.. Wait, it's a trap! The gas its too mu... faint scream"

"My arms sometimes get tired during sex and I drop my phone on my face."