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Joke of the Day
"Trump & Hillary Hillary hides her emails because she has Trumps nudes."
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"If a tree falls down and only a woman hears it, what the fuck was a tree doing in my kitchen?"
"Apparently, I snore really loudly... ...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!"
"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."
"What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice."
"BBC NEWS: Government plans to ban all Internet porn. On an unrelated note, does anyone want to buy a laptop?"
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.."
"SHE sells sea shells by the seashore. HE thinks selling shells is the next big thing. THIS FALL zoey deschabl & bemdict cumblach are, IDIOTS"
"Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)"
"I have to take a Viagra when I take an Ambien. It keeps me from rolling off the bed."