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Joke of the Day
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very tiny"
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"Why did they invent white chocolate? So black kids could get messy too."
"What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !"
"What is a gay dinosaur called? Nsfw Megasorass"
"DATE TIP: Hold doors. Pull the chair out for your date. Burp your date. Change your date oh god you are on a date with a baby ok stay cool"
"Ninjas are like virgins.... No one ever sees them coming"
"I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny"
"What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."
"Lost three toes in a wood-chopping accident and my girlfriend dumped me Said she's lack-toes intolerant"