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Joke of the Day
"I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny"
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Oink. Oink Who? Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig or an Owl"
"One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention."
"If you have to ask if something is racist, it's probably racist. If you insist something you've said is not racist, it's probably racist."
"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"
"Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons. I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean."
"Scientists have proved that there are two things in the air that cause women to get pregnant. Their legs."
"What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter? Nine and three quarters."
"I like that my phone tries to capitalize the word internet. Like the mindless dicking around we do on here is important."
"Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants."