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Joke of the Day

"Lost three toes in a wood-chopping accident and my girlfriend dumped me Said she's lack-toes intolerant"

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim."

"My favorite word is penetration. My second favorite word is done."

"Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ? Because they carry guns instead"

"How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment? Zero. Feet are feet shaped."

"The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar.... The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar. No they didn't! Yes, they did! None of this even matters!"

"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"

"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""

"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."

"What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter"