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Joke of the Day

"Lost three toes in a wood-chopping accident and my girlfriend dumped me Said she's lack-toes intolerant"

"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"

"Before I say a wtc joke... On a scale of 9 to 11, how offended are you by it?"

"Did you hear about the Chinese man who was arrested for sodomizing a 9-year-old? His name was Yung Bu Ti."

"What Do Ghosts Like To Stare At? BooBees."

"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."

"What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper."

"Do you know how we know that Adam and Eve were white? Because even god doesn't have the balls to steal a rib from a black guy"

"Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden? both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!"