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"Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings, it won't kill all of them."
"If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss. Pelled"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"""Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP"" -first rule of Sprite Club"
"Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language."
"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"
"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."
"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."