111
Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings, it won't kill all of them."
Next Joke
"If you eat enough ice cream your clothes will shrink. Weeeeird."
"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."
"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""
"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."
"If Bernie hates the 1%... why is it that only they vote for him?"
"I was at a cafe when a Frenchman spilled water on himself. It was a pretty l'eau point in his life. (L'eau is French for water)"
"What happens when 1 extrovert goes out to eat with 3 introverts? Literally fucking nothing. My God."
"[OC] What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed? Hypotenuse"
"I had an out-of-body-wash experience in the shower today."