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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
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"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."
"""If anyone has any objections, speak now or- SHES LITERALLY A BANANA Groom: IS THIS TRUE EMMA? Best man: I f'kin KNEW she bruised too easily"
"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""
"I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies. Classless."
"Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room? He had his reservations."
"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."
"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."