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Joke of the Day
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"
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"People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion of this world is that people are used and things are loved."
"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"
"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."
"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"
"Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? It might be his lunch."
"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."
"Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage"
"Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower."
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."