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Joke of the Day
"Feminists have been banned from walking past my local garden center In case they take a fence"
Next Joke
"I had a headache so I took a pill that gave me chest pains, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome & explosive diarrhea. But hey, headache's gone."
"Billy where is your homework? ""im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it"""
"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."
"My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes."
"Pretty sure my first black friend was ""The Wire."""
"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."
"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."
"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""
"I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail."