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Joke of the Day
"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."
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"I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox. I'm not quite halfway through it."
"The other day I was eating out my grandma, and I tasted horse cum. That's when I realized... That's how she died"
"Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"
"I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal."
"""You could have done so much better than him."" Me: Mom, I'm right here."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!"
"In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca's home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants."
"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."