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Joke of the Day
"When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses."
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"What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority."
"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."
"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."
"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."
"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"
"Has anyone had a glass of F5 lately? It's so refreshing."
"If I was a hot chick. I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch."
"What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? Yolko Oh-no"
"Dr: I need a urine and stool sample. Me: *hands him my underwear* Dr:...... Me: Its all there."