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Joke of the Day
"Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae."
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"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South? Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? Half way."
"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."
"You guys should see the look on these haters' faces as I scoot through CVS with two Roombas strapped to my feet."
"Have you ever had SEX while camping? I heard it's Fucking in tents!"
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."
"How did the sperm cross the road? I put the wrong socks on today. ^(credit to /u/jackster_)"
"Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out"