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Joke of the Day
"Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet."
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"Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses."
"What do you call riot police in Germany? Kraut Control"
"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"
"What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM? It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care."
"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."
"Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman."
"What's the difference between a waterproofer and a porn star? Eventually, a waterproofer stops coming home with cock all over them. Forgive my accent, I meant caulk. (My first waterproofing joke)"
"What's the difference between plants and black men? Cells are found inside plants."
"Why does Fred Williard keep Kleenex in his pocket? They come in handy."