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Joke of the Day

"Sex Ed in 2015 Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'"

"What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works. Typo Brahe."

"Someone threw a grill at my face. The attack made headlines."

"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it."

"What do white girls drink from? [OC] Muggs!"

"It's normal to have conflicting feelings on Columbus Day. True, he discovered the Greatest Nation on Earth, but he also supported Obamacare."

"Bad news for women: there's a glass ceiling. Good news for women: that's one more thing you get to Windex!"

"If you take a dump on a leaf You will have a shitty thyme"

"Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many."