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Joke of the Day
"What do white girls drink from? [OC] Muggs!"
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"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"
"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
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"A racist joke. Donald Trump"