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Joke of the Day

"Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many."

"Let's spare a thought for the Malaysian business man on flight MH370..... who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment."

"The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too."

"""Ebola"" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?"

"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"

"What did the duck say to the policeman? Quack"

"What did the horny toad say when designing a sex toy? Ribbit *Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch."

"What's the worst part about being a prostitute? The customer always comes first."

"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"