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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."

"Growing a beard is the closest I've come to caring for an animal."

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"My roommate called the suicide hotline and they put him on hold They just left him hangin'"

"If you have a donkey and I have a rooster, and your donkey bites off my roosters feet. What do you have? 2 feet of my cock in your ass"

"What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat."

"Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating... I was arrested because carbon was only 14"

"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."

"I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes."

"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"