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Joke of the Day
"How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants? He used an eyepatch"
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"*takes bite of food and immediately spits it out in disgust* What the?! Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer"
"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."
"I was watching a film with my little lad earlier.. He said, ""Dad I'm scared, is that woman going to die?"". I said ""Judging on the size of that horses cock, then yes son, I'm afraid so""."
"Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen. The four stages of Bruce Jenner."
"Wife: ""Hey sexy, the kids are asleep, I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear."" Me: ""OK, ... the bathroom....the kitchen....your car..."""
"A frog's car broke down.. It gets ""TOAD"" away."
"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"
"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."
"What does a food lover do when they try a new food? They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE."