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Joke of the Day
"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls are on me!"""
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"The cow says ""moo"", the horse says ""neigh""... The dog says ""That person...Edward..."""
"Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?"
"Big explosion in a paint factory tonight, 10 people missing, presumed red."
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb."
"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."
"What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip"
"I asked a chinese girl for her number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"