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Joke of the Day
"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."
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"My uncle has one leg. He's got a second one as as well. But he also has one"
"How did Hitler lose weight quickly ? Juice cleanse."
"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"
"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"
"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Black lives matter."
"Windows 9 Why is there no Windows 9? Cause 7 8 9 7 Ate 9 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
"""Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"" -Mormon kids"
"I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, ""Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."" It made me cross."