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Joke of the Day
"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."
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"[confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what's gooey naan? me: nothing much. what's goin' on with you?"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY BEAR."
"""Say your house is burning."" ""That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."""
"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""
"What does the average cat say? Mu"
"No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days."
"Women are like parking spots they are either taken or handicapped."
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass. TL'DR - My ass."
"hey Liam Neeson is your ""particular set of skills"" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?"