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Joke of the Day

"No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days."

"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"

"My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started."

"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."

"""Down"" ""Penetration"" ""Tight End"" ""Ball handling"" Don't the networks have censors any more?"

"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."

"*unzips jeep window* boy i sure am glad i bought this dumb horseshit *zips jeep window back up*"

"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."

"Who was the chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"

"Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie."