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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass. TL'DR - My ass."
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"""bowl of chips"" 9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips."
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