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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY BEAR."
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"In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks."
"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ""Mother said there would be knights like this."""
"Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture it"
"[giant fork knocks at my door] ""Excuse me sir do you have any spoons?"" [a family of spoons are cowering in my kitchen drawer] ""um...no sir?"""
"A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, ""Do you know what tomorrow is?"" and watch the panic set in."
"No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece."
"Woman goes to the vet because her Great Dane keeps jumping on her when she is in the shower... VET: Ok, so want him Neutered? Woman: No, declawed."
"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""
"Have no friends? Tell a girl you love her. Do this over and over and soon you'll have many friends! :D"