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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits."

"A girl said to her boyfriend ""let's do it doggy style"" The guy said, sure. But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first."

"Two hefty guys are drinking in the pub, one says ""Your round."""

"Girls don't dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked all the time"

"A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it."

"Whats an intercourse? Something you do between the periods."

"Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said ""Oh look, 12 new followers!"""

"Want to hear something really fun about science? You would. Nerd."

"What did the laziest man in the world win? Atrophy."

"I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name. Try me!"