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Joke of the Day

"A girl said to her boyfriend ""let's do it doggy style"" The guy said, sure. But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first."

"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"

"Was the Nintendo hungry? Nah, it 8 a byte earlier."

"""Can't argue with that!"" he said, pointing to an inanimate object."

"Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na."

"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."

"Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains."

"I assume anyone sitting alone in a car in the dark corner of a grocery store parking lot is waiting to meet a hitman who is running late."

"Happy Fat Tuesday... Or as your mother calls it, just another day."

"What kind of online videos do fish love to watch? Hardcore prawn"