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Joke of the Day

"Whats an intercourse? Something you do between the periods."

"My boobs are nice so I don't have to be."

"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."

"Step 1: Get underwear with the Millennium Falcon on the butt. Step 2: Have the fastest hunk of junk in the trunk in the galaxy."

"Are you a sword smith? Because you sure know how to make long hard stabbing objects. (Pickup line)"

"God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?"

"What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k"

"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."