171838

Joke of the Day

"While browsing my local sex shop I ended up meeting the love of my life... She even came with batteries too!"

"What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar, the other wears a collar and pants"

"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."

"I really hate picketing but I don't know how to show it! RIP Mitch"

"How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."

"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"

"Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"

"What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer? By selling your camera."