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Joke of the Day

"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"

"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

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"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"

"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."

"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"

"When she told me I was average, she was just being mean."

"My wife and I only disagree on the small things, like the importance of my happiness and whether anything I say matters."

"A Joke by my Physics Teacher A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building. Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."