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Joke of the Day

"Facebook has pretty much made it impossible to ever again say, ""I had no idea it was your birthday!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who ate glass? It was pretty clear how he died."

"What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website? DruPal"

"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"

"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."

"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."

"You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt... Only a cheetah can."

"My wife calls it ""woman's intuition"" but I call it ""not clearing your browser history."""

"What's a pirates favourite video game genre? Arr-PG's"

"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""