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Joke of the Day

"How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support."

"What sport are Mexicans best at? Cross country."

"Brexit, for France AdiEU"

"I tried to be a gentleman to this pretty lady, so I held the door open for her... But she just screamed at me as she got sucked out of the plane! Women are so ungrateful for nice guys nowadays."

"Can somebody explain to me why we still use coins? Really, it doesn't make cents."

"What do you call the German word for Vaseline? Derweinerslider"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"I haven't seen an Ice Bucket Challenge video in about a week. Did we cure ALS?"

"How many Karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? [repost] I don't care. I'm just doing this for the upvotes, but I think the other guy said ten... or 500... something like that."

"So, are you a sub? *he looks into my eyes* What do you mean, like a sandwich?"