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Joke of the Day

"Hey, are you cold? Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"

"Why I Un-Installed League of Legends. To pass my exams, What did you expect?"

"Be serious with unknown girls. Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"

"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."

"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."

"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"

"Pedophiles really get on my nerves... They're fucking immature assholes."

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her skirt? Self employed"

"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."

"Did you guys hear the one about the circus fire? It was intense."