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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Koala Bear get a job? He was Koalified"
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"I've had sex with over 80 women... I've also had sex with a few under 80 but they just didn't have the experience."
"My abs are like tan(pi/2) They're undefined."
"I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks."
"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" .... The man replies, ""Tits!"""
"What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses? Two pirates."
"Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired from the Army yet?"
"Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"
"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."