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Joke of the Day

"Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. ""Biff""?? ""Happy""?? Dude, take five more minutes."

"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""

"What did the prostitute catch when she went out with 5 fishermen? ... A big red snapper"

"As a lubricated finger was pushed into my anus, I couldn't help but think... That this wasn't any ordinary vet."

"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"

"I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry... but graphing is where I draw the line!"

"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"

"I wrote a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap"

"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."

"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"